If someone is to be slapped it should be niggas.
I'm not saying that because I'm a closet feminist, I'm saying that because I'm a closet racist. But seriously, think about it, women get nothing out of getting slapped, (except the rights to a Lifetime movie and a guest appearance on Tyra Banks show where they can sit on a panel and plead with Riahnna to leave Chris Brown...or is that just reruns.)
...let me tell you what guys get when they get slapped, they get a pat on the back. The man that has been slapped,(and I am talking about the Bahamian hyperbole, "head flicken tear off" slap), will live forever in infamy as the dude who get he head flicken tear off and just walk off like it ain happen.
Don't let it be a gal who slap him.
If a gal slap a nigga and he just look at her and all he do is "sigh" and shake he head dejected then walk off, that nigga set for life.
Who can deny his manliness?
This is part of the reason that I have high blood pressure and put so much salt in my food now. I have had the taste slapped out of my mouth so many times, by so many girls that I am now immune to the taste of Bamboo Shack. No effect on me.
At first it was just a misunderstanding, but now its a vicious cycle. One gal slap me thinking i was her boyfriend. When I tell the next gal how my face get swell so, she slap me for cheating on her, and so on and so on, till I don't really have to tell the story anymore they just is tear my head off cus they see the other gal do it.
The more woman that slap me, the sexier I get to rest of the woman, (because women are inherently violent) now everyone want...
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Ah yes,I always did enjoy humor with a pinch of violence in the morning. Good stuff. Looking forward to the next post.
ReplyDelete...your posts crack me up.