Sunday, March 3, 2013

"Nothing happened. "


Last night Troy Harris of New Providence allegedly did nothing. Multiple witnesses confirmed seeing 34 year old Harris, who until this time was believed to be a heterosexual Bahamian male, with an unidentified attractive female in his vehicle.  When questioned about the event Harris would only comment "I had a good evening and I plan on calling her and hopefully we go out again" leading many to speculate that Harris is either a homosexual or a Canadian. 
Local political commentator and College Professor Kenneth Missick says while it is possible that Harris may be a gentleman it much more likely that he's gay. "We've had reports that this 2nd or third date and yet he's claiming nothing happened and while I've heard stories about men not coercing women into sex until a committed relationship had been established or even marriage we know those are myths. It is much more likely that he is a eunuch or secretly an R&B singer (we know) that industry is rife with men that are physically fit and a tad too intoned with their emotions"
Still Harris maintains his position that nothing happened.  "I think that people will draw their own conclusions but what is happening between me and her is personal and when we are ready to share that  with the world we will" which all in all is a pretty gay thing to say.  Harris was asked about gis recent complaint of a back ache, his response, "i have bad posture?" The unidentified lady could not be reached up to press time for comment.