Shalom Nguyen,
What are your opinions on women? I notice that you change the name of your supposed significant other every week in your post, is this because you are a Casanova or because there is one girl and out of respect for her privacy you constantly change the name so that no one will discover her true identity and that is why you use the name of so many local celebrities?
Curious in Bain Town
There are so many ways to answer this question; I will choose the most expedient one which is to lie to you. I am simultaneously in a relationship with all of the women mentioned in my blogs, along with several others whose names I cannot spell so I never mention them. I am serially monogamous, that is one woman at a time, unless they are best friends, then I can’t really hide that fact from them and it is really hard to schedule two women if they’re room-mates. I will be honest with you Bain Town, I love women, I truly do, but, (and this coming from someone that watches Bloomberg and the news on BBC), I don’t understand what they want. I once had a small theory that it is that they don’t know what they want so men can never know what they want, because there is nothing for the wanting, thus nothing of the knowing of the wanting, but that was a theory.
Regardless, any one single woman is beyond the scope of understanding of any one single man, so I spread it out. If this one likes taking pictures, and so does that one, now I have case studies that lead to the conclusion that women like taking pictures with men they’re in a relationship with because it proves he existed and if he ever leaves them they can post it on Facebook and tag him in it, to piss off the girl that he presently with. Alright that's a tangent.
Once I read in someone’s Facebook status that “a wise man does not love a million women 1 way; a wise man loves 1 woman a million ways,” well aside from that sounding like a schizophrenic individual, didn’t Solomon have 300 wives and 700 concubines? I don’t know about you, but I trust the Bible over Mark Zuckerburg any day, he seems the type of fellow to steal your idea for a social network and screw you in the ear. Darn these atheist and their clever binary based catch phrases!
Does this lead to poly-amorous relationship? Yes. Are poly-amorous relationships wrong? Only if it’s one woman and multiple men, and that’s only because women are incapable of love. In short women work best as metaphors, as concrete ideologies they are too difficult to follow.
Regardless, any one single woman is beyond the scope of understanding of any one single man, so I spread it out. If this one likes taking pictures, and so does that one, now I have case studies that lead to the conclusion that women like taking pictures with men they’re in a relationship with because it proves he existed and if he ever leaves them they can post it on Facebook and tag him in it, to piss off the girl that he presently with. Alright that's a tangent.
Once I read in someone’s Facebook status that “a wise man does not love a million women 1 way; a wise man loves 1 woman a million ways,” well aside from that sounding like a schizophrenic individual, didn’t Solomon have 300 wives and 700 concubines? I don’t know about you, but I trust the Bible over Mark Zuckerburg any day, he seems the type of fellow to steal your idea for a social network and screw you in the ear. Darn these atheist and their clever binary based catch phrases!
Does this lead to poly-amorous relationship? Yes. Are poly-amorous relationships wrong? Only if it’s one woman and multiple men, and that’s only because women are incapable of love. In short women work best as metaphors, as concrete ideologies they are too difficult to follow.
(lol yes it is just one girl)
Steve Nguyen,
I notice that your jokes often are tongue and cheek, but hide the true vulgarity of your essays behind large words with eagerness to impress like you are applying to be an intern for Stephen Fry. Why don’t you ever simply come out and state what it is that you’re saying. I suppose what I’m asking is, why don’t you ever have dirty jokes in post?
Allan Molech (Paradise Island Member of Parliament or P.I.M.P.)
First off I would like to thank you Mr. Molech for taking time out of your busy schedule to write me, it must be incredibly difficult with all destruction of the country to find the time to address a college student with a free Google based blog about his grammatical choices in his attempts at public and political subversion, but I guess that the perpetual prevention of progress will not stay in motion without the assistant of old hands and deep greasy pockets. I do remember that was one of the platforms that your party ran. I did try my hand at dirty jokes, I wasn’t good at it, and I much prefer the self righteous sermonizing to the common foul yarn. Besides the only dirty joke I know is the one about the Government sodomizing (sorry no more big words) …raping a country under the guise of protecting her from the world but doing it solely for the pleasure of less than 20%-- but everyone’s heard that one before and it’s not really that funny as much as it is dirty.
"Besides the only dirty joke I know is the one about the Government sodomizing (sorry no more big words) …raping a country under the guise of protecting her from the world but doing it solely for the pleasure of less than 20%-- but everyone’s heard that one before and it’s not really that funny as much as it is dirty."
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