Saturday, January 12, 2013

Notes on talking to your girlfriend...or at least how i talk to your girlfriend #Shrugs

Don't tell the pretty girl that's she's pretty. 

She knows it. 

There is nothing that she can do about it. you think that she wants to be this pretty?! Stop reminding her! If it was something that she could change like her shoes and dress and hair then sure feel free to compliment her, those things speak to her character, she is willing to add or take away  (or in the case of hair... sew) in order to improve herself. She sees a deficiency (how in the world she finds those things...but yea)  

When you tell her that she is perfect and that you wouldn't change a thing about her its almost racist. You've latched on to the one thing that she can't change, that she has no control over. Do you constantly remind the pale Celtic that they the sun has a vendetta to kill them? Do you remind your sister that she sucks at driving? What about people from Long Island...do you tell them that their voice get really shrieky when they're upset ? No, you don't! Because they'll get upset and then shrieky and then your ears will bleed. 

So why would you tell her, over and over again that you think she is the most beautiful woman in the whole world? That your perspective of beauty changes depending on her and that you're beginning to worry that it has nothing to do with physical appearances cus you liked her in that yellow tube top and that time that she was so sick that she wouldn't come from under her blanket till like 4pm. You didn't even see her that time...just her fuzzy blanket!! YOU SPENT THE DAY FANTASIZING ABOUT A BLANKET!!! 

Only the Lord could help us if she suddenly lost an arm because you'd start to think that only amputees are attractive which would completely throw off the modelling opportunities for 2 armed girls. In short...
 

don't tell her she's pretty, 

she knows, 

she can't help it.

Just ask her about her day...she'll appreciate that more.

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