So, you're interested in a taller gentleman
Firstly let me say CONGRATULATIONS, your interest in a taller gentleman is greatly appreciated. Most persons are apprehensive about dating or being seen with taller men as the assumption is that every man over 6'1 is a NBA player. This is the first line of prejudice that taller gentlemen have been struggling to overcome for the past 2 decades. Not every tall man is a basketball player, some are Abraham Lincoln others are ninjas.
Examples of Tall Men Professions
We're certain that you wish to know what all are the benefits of checking a taller gentleman, so here is a short list
- tall men are horrible at math, so we tend to hold your purse as you hold our wallets
- our tears taste like 80% Milk chocolate or apple pie, depending on the region, which means if you're into S&M, date night will probably end in dessert.
- tall men can't cheat…except at Scrabble because of our awkward height it is almost impossible to carry on a clandestine relationship without you finding out, come on Jenni you know that me and you have to sit in the back of the theatre because I kept blocking the projector, i think the folks at Galleria will tell you if I'm there with out you (they don't let me get buttered popcorn without your written permission)
- sturdy shoulders make us excellent for companions at concerts or flooded basements
- not to brag but you know what they say about tall men and making babies' socks? That's right, its not a wives tale, we tall men all have the ability to knit
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